Liberal Progressive Deprogramming: Parts 1 - 24Let's face it: Liberal progressivism causes brain damage. Those who fall victim to this insidious mental epidemic frequently lose all ability to reason. These poor souls need help...and lots of it. Awareness of this need recently led me to develop a series of handy deprogramming sessions through Twitter. It's still in experimental phase, but some indication already exists that, if nothing else, it at least innoculates the deprogrammer against infection. Each session is limited to 140 characters or less. The sessions can thus be easily memorized and effortlessly applied when sudden need arises. Feel free to mix and match depending on the particular form lunacy you encounter. However, for your convenience, I have arranged them in therapeutic sets that will prevent you from overtaxing minds heavily damaged by this viral threat GROUPING A: Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 1: NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free. NOTHING is free. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 2: U're GOING to pay. The only questions are by what means, how much, and when. Liberal deprogramming - Pt 3: Ur pockets r ur pockets. My pockets are MY pockets. Ur pockets, ur pockets. My pockets, MY pockets. Lib prog deprogramming - Pt 4: Putting ur hands in my pockets is called STEALING. (2 syllables. Def: to take from another WRONGLY.) Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt. 5: Stealing is BAD. Stealing is BAD. Stealing is BAD. Stealing is BAD. Stealing is BAD. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 6: U r rspnsbl 4 u. I am rspnsbl 4 me. U r not the boss of me. I am not the cash machine of u. GROUPING B: Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 7: Values clarification is hzrdous 2 ur hlth. In fact, it's hzrdous 2 everyone's hlth. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 8: If you've got 7 people in a boat w/room for only 6, everyone stays in the boat. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 9: If you've got 3 people in a bomb shelter w/food for only 2, everyone stays in the shelter. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 10: Old people r NOT less valuable than u. Old people r AS valuable as u. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 11: U will be old someday. U will be old someday. U will be old someday. U will be old someday. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 12: If the government can devalue old people, they can devalue u. And they will. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 13: If the government devalues u, ur chances of dying rise exponentially. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 14: The government is NOT trustworthy, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever... GROUPING C: Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 15: U r American. U r American. U r American. U r American. U r American. Get used it. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 16: Sometimes America makes mistakes. So does every other country. Get used to it. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 17: America also does GOOD things - LOTS & LOTS & LOTS & LOTS & LOTS of them. Get used to it. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt. 18: Lucky, lucky u. The U.S. Constitution protects even UR ridiculous drivel. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 19: U.S. Constitution go bye-bye, ur right to spew ridiculous drivel go bye-bye. Liberal progressive deprogramming - Pt 20: Some countries don't want to be ur friend no matter how hard u try. Get used to it. Liberal progressive deprogramming - 21: Appeasement is not diplomacy. It's stupidity. I know it's confusing. They both end in "y." Liberal progressive deprogramming - 22: A bully is a bully is a bully. Chavez is a bully, Putin is a bully, Castro is a bully... Liberal progressive deprogramming - 23: A bully w/pwr and weapons will kill pple in his own cntry and/or elsewhere. No exceptions. Liberal progressive deprogramming - 24: WMDs actually exist. And they really kill people. U could b one of those pple. KABOOM! *My sincere thanks to Dan Collins at POWIP for believing in and supporting this important work. Please visit him, too. He's delightful and all his reasoning faculties are in tact. One team, one goal: Stop the madness. Posted: Sunday - September 20, 2009 at 08:56 PM |